BYE!

This morning sucked.

I had to get up super early because I did not bathe all weekend (THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS, I'M SHANNON, I'M DISGUSTING) and I had painted my heart out and was covered in (mostly dark blue) paint from head to toe. I needed time to soak in the tub. So I was already tired.

Then on my way out the door I dropped my coffee cup and shattered it all over the kitchen. I mean alllll over. There was glass across the entire kitchen, from the coffee pot, through the eating area, and to the back door.

And then when I squatted down to pick it up, my damn zipper came undone because my pants are too tight.

BYE! BYE! BYE! I'M SO DONE WITH TODAY!!! BYE!!!!