Chatting with James

James: Guess what?!

Me: What

James: (making very grave face) I have bad news

Me: (making equally very grave face) Oh no what kind of bad news?

James: There is bird poop on our window on our car.

Me: (stifling a laugh) Oh no that IS bad news!

James: And bird poop is kind of like human poop.

Me: Is that right? What is a human anyway?

James: A human is a kind of man and lady. And they spend time together.

Me: Hmmmm, where did you learn this?

James: (matter-of-factly) I used to go to high school.

Me: When did you go to high school??

James: A long long time ago.

Me: I don't remember that, how long ago was that?

James: (makes L shape with his finger and thumb) Well, a long long time ago. This long!
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Also, I found out yesterday from James - to make a baby, you have to hug. WHERE DID HE GET THIS!? That's getting awfully close for a three-year-old! I am ALL FOR teaching the kids young where babies came from and how our bodies work...but this at three? He's going to be asking all the hard questions before kindergarten. I just know it!