Once upon a time, there was a little boy who turned into a Ninja Turtle. The Ninja Turtle decided that his mommy should turn into a Ninja Turtle Mommy. The Ninja Turtle asked his Ninja Turtle Mommy what she thought his name should be, and she told him she wasn't sure. "I know!" exclaimed the Ninja Turtle, "I'll be named Scotch!"
(pause for a thumbs up and cheesy grin thrown in my daddy-o's direction)
The Ninja Turtle Mommy LOLd and suggested that in that case, her name should be Rum. Scotch agreed. Scotch and Rum put their heads together and figured out the best plan of action would be to go for a walk. The two went outside, Scotch in his Ninja Turtle regalia, including mask, one piece jumper, detachable shell and sword, and Rum in her work pants and mowing-the-yard flip-flops. Scotch had a really hard time remembering Rum's name and all he could ever come up with was Rotch, which is the most beautiful sound the Ninja Turtle Mommy had ever heard, so she gladly changed her name from Rum to Rotch.
They finished their walk, and they all lived happily ever after.
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